The Queen always looks so unhappy. Will she ever be rid of hemorrhoids and smile?
The Queen always looks so unhappy. Will she ever be rid of hemorrhoids and smile?
1 I thought it was the false teeth.
2 My dear Duke, one feels that the biggest pain in Her Majesty's backside is your good self. Now, I have kept my counsel long enough but there comes a time when one must stand up to Greek bullies and this is the time!
I have no time for freeloaders who cotton on to the coat-tails of a great monarch for personal gain. I urge you to desist from spreading malicious gossip about your beloved wife and our glorious Queen or you shall be receiving a bunch of fives from me forthwith!
3 Well when you think about it she did go through a war with the Blitz, and did a bit of active duty, then lost her dad, then a sister, then her mam, and now has a corrupt government. So you can't blame her for not smiling.
4 You haven't seen any of the many pictures showing HM the Queen smiling. She has a smile that's as bright and cherry as sunshine
